Thursday, October 18, 2007

DC Still Sucks

As if the douchebags and overt segregation weren't enough of a reason to avoid our country's capital, consider this: the camel cricket.

In a sign that god is not in fact on our (read: Bush's) side, these critters have recently been infesting the homes of DC-area residents.

This inch-long, wingless, noiseless, spider-like cricket can jump up to three feet in any direction and have been described as "freaky".

I'm actually pretty sure they're why the Turkish ambassador left.

A Bunch of Ugly Little Trespassers - Washington Post
HR 106 Fallout: Turkey Recalls American Ambassador -

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