If Its Psychologically Advanced Enough To Be Considered A Pet, It Probably Shouldn't Be Sold In A Mall Kiosk

So all else has failed. Its time to buy a franchise! While perhaps Quiznos is the most aggressive franchise marketeer, you want something... edgier, just a little bit more... cruel. Not Abu Ghraib cruel, just something that will show the world, I too can capitalize off of the frailty of the disempowered masses.

Sounds like you're ready to set up a Hermit Crab Kiosk! Here's how:

1) Buy A Kiosk. Or in industry speak, a Retail Merchandising Unit (RMU). Choose between you class act, traditional kiosk with fully enclosed counters, or your more self-contained, Interior RMU. Or if your feeling particularly adventurous and want to take it outside, opt for the Exterior RMU. There is truly a kiosk for every occasion.
2)Buy bulk Hermit Crabs and Hermit Crab supplies.
3) Put it all together.
4)Watch your financial woes disappear!

Horses: The Original Vibrators

My first sexual "exploration" occurred through a healthy appreciation of moderately explicit scenes in books (recommendations: there are a couple good ones in Madame Bovary... most sci-fi, especially the trashier sort... The Vicar's Girl, but that's just erotica...) and awkward encounters with immature neighbor boys. Neighbor boys who now, mindfuck, have toddlers. But, to this day I have yet to prize maturity over convenience.

I actually didn't get my first vibrator until my 19th birthday. A flesh-toned, molded rubber totem pole with an attached molded rubber squaw clitoral tickler. Yes, when used correctly the squaw quite literally dives into your vulva. Or rather my vulva, I'm pretty sure I'm the only one who ever used it.

And as the old adage goes, history repeats itself. The seemingly tame, if perhaps mildly exploitative, becomes sexual when looking not only at my OG vibrator, but also the OG vibrator of all womankind. The horse.

The Astonishing History of Vibrators

Naked Digital Conferencing

Animal Insider Charles sent us this link.

Yeah, its pretty cute.

Naked Animal Blogging...

A breaking new development has come to my attention. Here at Animal Insider our favorite contributor "hobbes" has been known to blog in the nude. After I found this out, I asked her, why she prefers to blog naked? She replied "well my cat is naked all the time, so why shouldn't I be?" I agree with this philosophy. I think nudity and animal love should be more hand and hand. Wait wait no that isn't phrased properly. I think naked animal blogging is a great idea! So as I sit here typing away I find the cool breeze against my naked body welcoming as I come to terms with my new love of blogging about animals naked.