Friday, October 5, 2007

D-Day 2.0: The New Face of Terror

Breaking: A Walrus army has amassed on the shores of Alaska, purportedly stranded by receding levels of Arctic ice.
However, we have it from sources close to the walrus army that they will soon be deploying their forces on America's most vulnerable (and unrelatedly, drunkest) border state.
Updates as they occur.

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