Charlie Watch: 911!

As I blog Charlie is fighting for his life.

According to inside sources, Charlie has been diagnosed with Parvo a very common and very fatal disease. It hits the bone marrow and incapacitates the immune system.

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Charlie, our thoughts and priz-ayers are with you.

Ay mami!

A Star Is Born

Media is for whores. Thomas Paine was looking to build a name and marijuana is illegal because William Randolph Hearst had some investments destroyed by Mexicans.

Welcome the newest manipulator to the media landscape. His name is Charlie and he stars in a blog. Here's the premise: orphaned coyote pup taken in by hot Wyoming free-spirit/nature girl (and her cat!). Exploits ensue!

All I know though, coyotes don't stay tame for long. As with any other hot young star, the coke addiction is just a cooties ridden night with Lindsay away...